Best Headline Ever

During my stay at the Dandenong office I was asked to do a section like "On this day" in the paper from 10, 25 and 50 years ago.
While scouring through past papers I came across this gem of a headline. Just to explain, it is about a certain person being passed fit to play this week...

It is up to you if you think it is the best headline ever or if it just gives you a childish giggle.